This list was submitted by Hunterbeer on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 1:55 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Lawrence Walsh | March 19th, 2014 | 102 |
9 | Hugo Chavez | March 5th, 2013 | 58 |
8 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
7 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
6 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
5 | Stan Musial | January 19th, 2013 | 92 |
4 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
3 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
2 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
1 | Dean Smith | February 7th, 2015 | 83 |
14 points | 2 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999