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This list was submitted by USER00025 on Thursday, December 31st, 1998 at 3:41 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
9Not Famous 
8Not Famous 
7Kathryn Schoonover March 25th, 199950
6Not Famous 
5Maurice RichardMay 27th, 200078
4Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
3Evel KnievelNovember 30th, 200769
2King FahdJuly 31st, 200584
1Sarah Knauss December 30th, 1999119
18 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003