normtheundertaker#3

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This list was submitted by Normtheundertaker on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 8:30 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
9Gene Gene the Dancing MachineMarch 13th, 201582
8Stan Musial January 19th, 201392
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
6Manuel NoriegaMay 29th, 201783
5Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
4Merle HaggardApril 6th, 201679
3Marion BarryNovember 22nd, 201478
2Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
1Hillary ClintonAlive78
18 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014