This list was submitted by USER00245 on Thursday, December 31st, 1998 at 1:33 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
| 9 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
| 8 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 7 | Dusty Springfield | March 2nd, 1999 | 59 |
| 6 | Not Famous | ||
| 5 | Kathryn Schoonover | March 25th, 1999 | 50 |
| 4 | Maurice Richard | May 27th, 2000 | 78 |
| 3 | Senor Wences | April 20th, 1999 | 103 |
| 2 | Ian Dury | March 27th, 2000 | 57 |
| 1 | Sarah Knauss | December 30th, 1999 | 119 |
| 26 points | 5 hits | ||
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003