This list was submitted by SatiricalAlexandria on Sunday, December 30th, 2012 at 3:51 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Ry Cooder | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Tony Blair | Alive | ? |
| 8 | Michael Learned | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Cliff Richard | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Mel Gibson | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Dick Cheney | Alive | 84 |
| 4 | Andy Pettitte | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Denton Cooley | November 18th, 2016 | 96 |
| 2 | David Schwimmer | Alive | 59 |
| 1 | Albert Belle | Alive | 59 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.
(d) October 30th, 1997