This list was submitted by USER00160 on Thursday, December 31st, 1998 at 11:58 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
| 9 | Dusty Springfield | March 2nd, 1999 | 59 |
| 8 | Not Famous | ||
| 7 | Sarah Knauss | December 30th, 1999 | 119 |
| 6 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
| 5 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 4 | Not Famous | ||
| 2 | Not Famous | ||
| 1 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 26 points | 3 hits | ||
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021