Chuckles Bites The Dust

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This list was submitted by Dave on Saturday, December 29th, 2012 at 5:44 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the The Elly May Clampett Memorial Cup 2013 Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
6Harold Camping December 15th, 201392
5Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
4Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
3Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
2Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
1Maureen O'HaraOctober 24th, 201595
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

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Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014