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This list was submitted by Todd Blankenship on Thursday, December 27th, 2012 at 7:23 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
9Chuck BerryMarch 18th, 201790
8Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Wilford BrimleyAugust 1st, 202085
5Jerry Lee LewisOctober 28th, 202287
4Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
3Barbara BushApril 17th, 201892
2Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
1Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

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