This list was submitted by Heart Stopper on Wednesday, September 26th, 2012 at 8:50 AM PDT for The Georges Dumézil Three Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Shirley Temple | February 10th, 2014 | 85 |
| 9 | Arlen Specter | October 14th, 2012 | 82 |
| 8 | Don Rickles | April 6th, 2017 | 90 |
| 7 | Tommy Lasorda | January 7th, 2021 | 93 |
| 6 | Gene Wilder | August 29th, 2016 | 83 |
| 5 | Joan Rivers | September 4th, 2014 | 81 |
| 4 | Doc Severinsen | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Roger Moore | May 23rd, 2017 | 89 |
| 2 | Tommy Chong | Alive | 88 |
| 1 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 9 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998