This list was submitted by Nurseboy on Wednesday, December 30th, 1998 at 11:58 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Helen Rollason | August 9th, 1999 | 43 |
| 9 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
| 8 | Sunny von Bulow | December 6th, 2008 | 77 |
| 7 | Tofilau Alesana | March 19th, 1999 | 74 |
| 6 | Maurice Richard | May 27th, 2000 | 78 |
| 5 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 4 | Not Famous | ||
| 3 | Vaclav Havel | December 18th, 2011 | 75 |
| 2 | Kathryn Schoonover | March 25th, 1999 | 50 |
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 28 points | 4 hits | ||
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014