A Tribute to Goober, Gone but Not Blurbed

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This list was submitted by Ghost of Stiffs Past on Saturday, June 30th, 2012 at 5:31 AM PDT for The Bronko Nagurski Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kitty KallenJanuary 7th, 201694
9Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
8Gore Vidal July 31st, 201286
7Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
6Richard AttenboroughAugust 24th, 201490
5George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
4Honor BlackmanApril 5th, 202094
3Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
2Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
1Andy Griffith July 3rd, 201286
9 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003