Come On, Prison Murder!

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This list was submitted by Noel on Sunday, June 17th, 2012 at 9:00 PM PDT for The 2012 Abe Vigoda Taster.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
9Jerry SanduskyAlive82
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
6Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Bobby DoerrNovember 13th, 201799
3Not Famous 
2Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
1Stan MusialJanuary 19th, 201392
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Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002