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This list was submitted by JAGGER616 on Sunday, January 1st, 2012 at 1:15 PM PST for The February 2012 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10David RockefellerMarch 20th, 2017101
9Rise StevensMarch 20th, 201399
8Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
7Tony Martin July 30th, 201298
6Irwin CoreyFebruary 6th, 2017102
5Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
4Frank Cady June 10th, 201296
3Yitzhak Shamir June 30th, 201296
2Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
1Beverly ClearyAlive104
14 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999