Sarah Karma's Picks

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This list was submitted by Sarah Karma on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 11:35 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Etta James January 20th, 201273
9Robin Gibb May 20th, 201262
8Abdelbaset Al Megrahi May 20th, 201260
7Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
6Harper LeeFebruary 19th, 201689
5Tony Martin July 30th, 201298
4Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
3Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
2Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
1 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
32 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003