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This list was submitted by Feasting Maggots on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 9:42 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Robin Gibb May 20th, 201262
9Gary Carter February 16th, 201257
8Etta James January 20th, 201273
7Hugo ChavezMarch 5th, 201358
6Andy Williams September 26th, 201284
5Vidal Sassoon May 9th, 201284
4Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
3Frank Cady June 10th, 201296
2Pete FountainAugust 6th, 201686
1Abdelbaset Al Megrahi May 20th, 201260
42 points 7 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999