This list was submitted by DePressED on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 6:52 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | William Janklow | January 12th, 2012 | 72 |
| 9 | Etta James | January 20th, 2012 | 73 |
| 8 | Abdelbaset Al Megrahi | May 20th, 2012 | 60 |
| 7 | Penny Marshall | December 18th, 2018 | 75 |
| 6 | Gary Carter | February 16th, 2012 | 57 |
| 5 | Robin Gibb | May 20th, 2012 | 62 |
| 4 | Lee MacPhail | November 8th, 2012 | 95 |
| 3 | Not Famous | ||
| 2 | Not Famous | ||
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 42 points | 6 hits | ||
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003