This list was submitted by rojoepeters on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 5:35 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
9 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
8 | Abdelbaset Al Megrahi | May 20th, 2012 | 60 |
7 | Run Run Shaw | January 6th, 2014 | 106 |
6 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
5 | Etta James | January 20th, 2012 | 73 |
4 | Phyllis Diller | August 20th, 2012 | 95 |
3 | Efrem Zimbalist | May 2nd, 2014 | 95 |
2 | Herman Wouk | May 18th, 2019 | 103 |
1 | Ernest Borgnine | July 8th, 2012 | 95 |
18 points | 4 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999