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This list was submitted by rojoepeters on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 5:35 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
8Abdelbaset Al Megrahi May 20th, 201260
7Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
6Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
5Etta James January 20th, 201273
4Phyllis Diller August 20th, 201295
3Efrem ZimbalistMay 2nd, 201495
2Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
1Ernest Borgnine July 8th, 201295
18 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999