This list was submitted by USER00354 on Wednesday, December 30th, 1998 at 3:19 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
9 | Johnny PayCheck | February 19th, 2003 | 64 |
8 | Ian Dury | March 27th, 2000 | 57 |
7 | Elisabeth Kubler-Ross | August 24th, 2004 | 78 |
6 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
5 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
4 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
3 | Judith Exner | September 24th, 1999 | 65 |
2 | Mr. T | Alive | 73 |
1 | Tommy Morrison | September 1st, 2013 | 44 |
13 points | 2 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999