This list was submitted by alamls on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 2:07 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Etta James | January 20th, 2012 | 73 |
| 9 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
| 8 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 7 | Dear Abby | January 16th, 2013 | 94 |
| 6 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
| 5 | Not Famous | ||
| 4 | Manuel Noriega | May 29th, 2017 | 83 |
| 3 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
| 2 | Not Famous | ||
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 10 points | 1 hit | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998