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This list was submitted by DGD on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 12:35 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Etta James January 20th, 201273
9William Janklow January 12th, 201272
8Robin Gibb May 20th, 201262
7Gary Carter February 16th, 201257
6Abdelbaset Al Megrahi May 20th, 201260
5Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
4King Abdullah Bin Abdul Aziz Al SaudJanuary 22nd, 201590
3David RockefellerMarch 20th, 2017101
2Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
1Joe Paterno January 22nd, 201285
41 points 6 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999