This list was submitted by Cosmo Underground on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 11:26 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the Underground Boneyard.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Joe Paterno | January 22nd, 2012 | 85 |
9 | Courtney Love | Alive | 60 |
8 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
7 | Roger Ebert | April 4th, 2013 | 70 |
6 | Jake LaMotta | September 19th, 2017 | 96 |
5 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
4 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
3 | Pete Doherty | Alive | ? |
2 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
1 | Run Run Shaw | January 6th, 2014 | 106 |
10 points | 1 hit |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021