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This list was submitted by Cosmo Underground on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 11:26 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Underground Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe Paterno January 22nd, 201285
9Courtney LoveAlive60
8Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
7Roger EbertApril 4th, 201370
6Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
5 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
4Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
3Pete DohertyAlive?
2Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
1Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021