I bid you adieu

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This list was submitted by Cosmo Underground on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 11:26 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Underground Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe Paterno January 22nd, 201285
9Courtney LoveAlive61
8Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
7Roger EbertApril 4th, 201370
6Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
5 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
4Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
3Pete DohertyAlive?
2Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
1Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.

(d) October 2nd, 2005