This list was submitted by Cash From Cancer on Friday, December 30th, 2011 at 8:05 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Etta James | January 20th, 2012 | 73 |
9 | Gary Carter | February 16th, 2012 | 57 |
8 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
7 | Penny Marshall | December 18th, 2018 | 75 |
6 | Irwin Corey | February 6th, 2017 | 102 |
5 | David Rockefeller | March 20th, 2017 | 101 |
4 | Frank Cady | June 10th, 2012 | 96 |
3 | Herman Wouk | May 18th, 2019 | 103 |
2 | Frederik Pohl | September 2nd, 2013 | 93 |
1 | Harry F. Byrd, Jr. | July 30th, 2013 | 98 |
23 points | 3 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021