Bon Voyage, Nice Knowing You... — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by BonusPants on Friday, December 30th, 2011 at 11:27 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Etta James	January 20th, 2012	73
9	Nancy Reagan	March 6th, 2016	94
8	Billy Graham	February 21st, 2018	99
7	John Edwards	Alive	?
6	Harper Lee	February 19th, 2016	89
5	Sid Caesar	February 12th, 2014	91
4	Stan Musial	January 19th, 2013	92
3	Zsa Zsa Gabor	December 18th, 2016	99
2	Bret Michaels	Alive	62
1	Jerry Lee Lewis	October 28th, 2022	87
10 points		1 hit

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002