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This list was submitted by BonusPants on Friday, December 30th, 2011 at 11:27 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Etta James January 20th, 201273
9Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7John EdwardsAlive?
6Harper LeeFebruary 19th, 201689
5Sid CaesarFebruary 12th, 201491
4Stan MusialJanuary 19th, 201392
3 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
2Bret MichaelsAlive62
1Jerry Lee LewisOctober 28th, 202287
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002