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This list was submitted by SatiricalAlexandria on Friday, December 30th, 2011 at 5:06 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Lance ArmstrongAlive?
9Ramsey ClarkAlive?
8Barbra StreisandAlive82
7Nancy DussaultAlive88
6Randy MossAlive47
5Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
4John JonesAlive?
3Lisa CarsonAlive?
2Arianna HuffingtonAlive?
1Helen HuntAlive?
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Guess the Stiff!

He had a pretty amazing career, with the exception being that his last film was Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. Did you see THAT piece of crap? Oh man. Yeah - Michael Douglas was good, and even Shia LaBeouf was passable (and we usually hate him), but the story was just idiotic. Plot twists, weird visions, and a female lead who might as well have not even been there. The ending? Oh man. We've never seen anything so dumb in our lives. How does this sort of thing happen anyway? Doesn't anyone in Hollywood have the BALLS to stand up and say "Hey! Wall Street was great, but it doesn't NEED a sequel! Get your head out of your ass!"? Of course they don't. Because art in Hollywood is dead, and it's just all about money now. It's sad. It really is. Oh yeah. Eli's dead too.

(d) June 24th, 2014