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This list was submitted by Archangel on Friday, December 30th, 2011 at 2:16 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Abdelbaset Al Megrahi May 20th, 201260
9Maria von TrappFebruary 18th, 201499
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Jim NaborsNovember 30th, 201787
5Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
4Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
3Patrick MacneeJune 25th, 201593
2Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
1Cicely TysonJanuary 28th, 202196
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002