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This list was submitted by broklynite on Thursday, December 29th, 2011 at 1:40 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the The Bestest Boneyard Inna Woild. Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Harry BelafonteApril 25th, 202396
9Harrison FordAlive83
8Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
7Elvis CostelloAlive?
6Fats DominoOctober 24th, 201789
5Dennis LearyAlive?
4Bette MidlerAlive?
3Bobcat GoldthwaitAlive63
2Bill CosbyAlive88
1Arnold SchwarzeneggerAlive77
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003