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This list was submitted by DOA on Tuesday, December 27th, 2011 at 4:38 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Etta James January 20th, 201273
9Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
8Tony Martin July 30th, 201298
7Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
6Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
5Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
4Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
3Ernest Borgnine July 8th, 201295
2 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
1Phyllis Diller August 20th, 201295
22 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999