Satirical Alexadria's list — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by SatiricalAlexandria on Friday, December 23rd, 2011 at 2:03 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Stephen Hawking	March 13th, 2018	76
9	Zsa Zsa Gabor	December 18th, 2016	99
8	Prince Philip	April 9th, 2021	99
7	Kirk Douglas	February 5th, 2020	103
6	Helen Thomas	July 20th, 2013	92
5	Courtney Love	Alive	61
4	Lindsay Lohan	Alive	39
3	George H.W. Bush	November 30th, 2018	94
2	Mike Tyson	Alive	?
1	Mary Olsen	Alive	?
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Here's another musician (keyboards) who claims to have played on every single Motown record from the '60s and '70s, and that for all of those sessions, he was paid a total of $80. Aren't there, like, a bunch of these guys now?

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