Death in the Afternoon

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This list was submitted by Killer on Friday, December 23rd, 2011 at 11:10 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Dying To Get Into The Club Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe Paterno January 22nd, 201285
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
5Ethel KennedyOctober 10th, 202496
4Dick Clark April 18th, 201282
3Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
2Robert Mugabe September 5th, 201995
1Phyllis Diller August 20th, 201295
15 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002