FUTURE FOSSILS OF AMERICA

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This list was submitted by fossilhead on Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 at 2:48 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
9Slim WhitmanJune 19th, 201389
8Joan FontaineDecember 15th, 201396
7Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
6Dick HymanAlive99
5Ray HarryhausenMay 7th, 201392
4Dick Clark April 18th, 201282
3Little Jimmy DickensJanuary 2nd, 201594
2Louis JourdanFebruary 14th, 201593
1Russell JohnsonJanuary 16th, 201489
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Only in America. Under the name "Eartha Quake," this 800-pound former exotic dancer gained national fame when good samaritan Jerry Springer used his obesity as a cause celebre. They had to knock over a wall to get Eartha out of his house and into a hospital. What a touching story. Of course, this was all before he pled no contest to charges that he let three young boys watch porno movies at his place. We're not making this stuff up, folks.

(d) October 2nd, 1998