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The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Geoff Clarkson

Submitted by USER00332 on December 28, 1998.

Score
1hit so far
8tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Benjamin NetanyahuAlive Alive 77
9 Evel KnievelNov 30, 2007 Nov 30, 2007 69
8 Joe DiMaggio hitMar 8, 1999 Mar 8, 1999 84
7 Johnny CashSep 12, 2003 Sep 12, 2003 71
6 Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMar 30, 2002 Mar 30, 2002 94
5 Bob HopeJul 27, 2003 Jul 27, 2003 100
4 Pope John Paul IIApr 2, 2005 Apr 2, 2005 84
3 Strom ThurmondJun 26, 2003 Jun 26, 2003 100
2 Boris YeltsinApr 23, 2007 Apr 23, 2007 76
1 Billy GrahamFeb 21, 2018 Feb 21, 2018 99

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

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