This list was submitted by Bird on Monday, October 31st, 2011 at 2:20 PM PDT for The Paula Newby-Fraser Three Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Gary Carter | February 16th, 2012 | 57 |
| 9 | Russell Means | October 22nd, 2012 | 72 |
| 8 | Christopher Hitchens | December 15th, 2011 | 62 |
| 7 | Jiang Zemin | November 30th, 2022 | 96 |
| 6 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
| 5 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 4 | Robin Gibb | May 20th, 2012 | 62 |
| 3 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
| 2 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
| 1 | Eydie Gorme | August 10th, 2013 | 84 |
| 2 points | 1 hit |
There once was a poet named Corso
who had a bad gland in his torso.
But, before cancer nailed him,
beat critics once hailed him
as, like, Kerouac, only more so.
(d) January 17th, 2001