12 Inches Under — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by Dolourous on Saturday, October 29th, 2011 at 12:48 PM PDT for The Paula Newby-Fraser Three Bagger.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Zsa Zsa Gabor	December 18th, 2016	99
9	Andy Rooney	November 5th, 2011	92
8	Etta James	January 20th, 2012	73
7	Larry Hagman	November 23rd, 2012	81
6	George H.W. Bush	November 30th, 2018	94
5	Glen Campbell	August 8th, 2017	81
4	Gary Carter	February 16th, 2012	57
3	June Lockhart	Alive	?
2	Celeste Holm	July 15th, 2012	95
1	Joe Piscopo	Alive	?
9 points		1 hit

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This guy was the greatest. Unlike any other televangelist, he came across as a psycho college professor, unkempt and ranting, possibly on drugs. Sometimes he played sax. Once, when he was upset about the paucity of donations, we watched him smoke an entire cigar, without saying a word, for twenty minutes. This was late-night UHF programming at its most riveting, folks, and Dr. Gene will be missed.

(d) February 21st, 2005