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This list was submitted by Feasting Maggots on Sunday, July 31st, 2011 at 10:12 PM PDT for The August 2011 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
9Gary CarterFebruary 16th, 201257
8Hugo ChavezMarch 5th, 201358
7Tariq AzizJune 5th, 201579
6Manuel NoriegaMay 29th, 201783
5Doris Day May 13th, 201997
4Eydie GormeAugust 10th, 201384
3Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
2Jerry Lee LewisOctober 28th, 202287
1Michael DouglasAlive81
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Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002