This list was submitted by DePressED on Sunday, July 31st, 2011 at 6:53 PM PDT for The August 2011 Lee Jr..
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Dolores Hope||September 19th, 2011||102|
|9||Christopher Hitchens||December 15th, 2011||62|
|8||Roger Williams||October 8th, 2011||87|
|7||Herman Wouk||May 18th, 2019||103|
|6||Gary Carter||February 16th, 2012||57|
|5||Frank Cady||June 10th, 2012||96|
|4||Abdelbaset Al Megrahi||May 20th, 2012||60|
|3||Jack Ramsay||April 27th, 2014||89|
|2||Claus von Bulow||May 25th, 2019||92|
|1||Eydie Gorme||August 10th, 2013||84|
|27 points||3 hits|
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999