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This list was submitted by DePressED on Sunday, July 31st, 2011 at 6:53 PM PDT for The August 2011 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dolores Hope September 19th, 2011102
9Christopher Hitchens December 15th, 201162
8Roger Williams October 8th, 201187
7Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
6Gary CarterFebruary 16th, 201257
5Frank CadyJune 10th, 201296
4Abdelbaset Al MegrahiMay 20th, 201260
3Jack RamsayApril 27th, 201489
2Claus von BulowMay 25th, 201992
1Eydie GormeAugust 10th, 201384
27 points 3 hits 


Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999