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This list was submitted by McMurdoMan on Sunday, July 31st, 2011 at 9:43 AM PDT for The August 2011 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Julie HarrisAugust 24th, 201387
8Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
7Joan FontaineDecember 15th, 201396
6Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
5Maximilian SchellFebruary 1st, 201483
4Gary CarterFebruary 16th, 201257
3Charles Van DorenApril 9th, 201993
2Maria von TrappFebruary 18th, 201499
1Max von SydowMarch 8th, 202090
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999