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This list was submitted by USER00312 on Friday, December 25th, 1998 at 5:33 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMarch 30th, 200294
9Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
8Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
7Evel KnievelNovember 30th, 200769
6Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
5Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
4Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
3Dudley MooreMarch 27th, 200266
2Larry LinvilleApril 10th, 2000?
1Ossie DavisFebruary 4th, 200587
6 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013