This list was submitted by Doc & DJ on Saturday, April 30th, 2011 at 11:24 PM PDT for The May 2011 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 9 | Etta James | January 20th, 2012 | 73 |
| 8 | Christopher Hitchens | December 15th, 2011 | 62 |
| 7 | Muammar Gaddafi | October 20th, 2011 | 69 |
| 6 | Steve Jobs | October 5th, 2011 | 56 |
| 5 | Superstar Billy Graham | May 17th, 2023 | 79 |
| 4 | Dick Cheney | November 3rd, 2025 | 84 |
| 3 | Run Run Shaw | January 6th, 2014 | 106 |
| 2 | Buddy Ryan | June 28th, 2016 | 85 |
| 1 | Burt Reynolds | September 6th, 2018 | 82 |
| 13 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998