Doc & DJ--Translation: Fuld is the New Crawford

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This list was submitted by Doc & DJ on Saturday, April 30th, 2011 at 11:24 PM PDT for The May 2011 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Etta JamesJanuary 20th, 201273
8Christopher HitchensDecember 15th, 201162
7Muammar Gaddafi October 20th, 201169
6Steve Jobs October 5th, 201156
5Superstar Billy GrahamMay 17th, 202379
4Dick CheneyNovember 3rd, 202584
3Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
2Buddy RyanJune 28th, 201685
1Burt ReynoldsSeptember 6th, 201882
13 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998