Doc & DJ--5 Is the New 13

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This list was submitted by Doc & DJ on Saturday, April 30th, 2011 at 11:23 PM PDT for The May 2011 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Christopher HitchensDecember 15th, 201162
8Etta JamesJanuary 20th, 201273
7Abdelbaset Al MegrahiMay 20th, 201260
6Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
5Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
4Roberta McCainOctober 12th, 2020108
3Eleanor Mondale September 17th, 201151
2Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
1Joran van der SlootAlive?
3 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999