This list was submitted by Ghost of Stiffs Past on Saturday, April 30th, 2011 at 11:56 AM PDT for The May 2011 Lee Jr..
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Seve Ballesteros||May 7th, 2011||54|
|9||Christopher Hitchens||December 15th, 2011||62|
|8||Etta James||January 20th, 2012||73|
|7||Harry Morgan||December 7th, 2011||96|
|6||Maria von Trapp||February 18th, 2014||99|
|5||Mark Hatfield||August 7th, 2011||89|
|4||Richard Attenborough||August 24th, 2014||90|
|3||Sid Caesar||February 12th, 2014||91|
|2||James Arness||June 3rd, 2011||88|
|1||Charles Durning||December 24th, 2012||89|
|17 points||3 hits|
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998