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This list was submitted by Ghost of Stiffs Past on Saturday, April 30th, 2011 at 11:56 AM PDT for The May 2011 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Seve Ballesteros May 7th, 201154
9Christopher HitchensDecember 15th, 201162
8Etta JamesJanuary 20th, 201273
7Harry MorganDecember 7th, 201196
6Maria von TrappFebruary 18th, 201499
5Mark Hatfield August 7th, 201189
4Richard AttenboroughAugust 24th, 201490
3Sid CaesarFebruary 12th, 201491
2James Arness June 3rd, 201188
1Charles DurningDecember 24th, 201289
17 points 3 hits 


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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998