This list was submitted by Bird on Thursday, March 31st, 2011 at 3:13 PM PDT for The Dale Earnhardt Memorial Three Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Etta James | January 20th, 2012 | 73 |
| 9 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 8 | Christopher Hitchens | December 15th, 2011 | 62 |
| 7 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 6 | Harlan Ellison | June 28th, 2018 | 84 |
| 5 | Eydie Gorme | August 10th, 2013 | 84 |
| 4 | Harmon Killebrew | May 17th, 2011 | 74 |
| 3 | Abdelbaset Al Megrahi | May 20th, 2012 | 60 |
| 2 | Steve Jobs | October 5th, 2011 | 56 |
| 1 | Penny Marshall | December 18th, 2018 | 75 |
| 4 points | 1 hit |
Last surviving member of a small, yet fervent cult of deviants who promoted their bizarre agenda of perversion with such musical propaganda as "Swing It Sister," "When You Were Sweet Sixteen" and "You Always Hurt The One You Love.
(d) November 13th, 1999