The Dale Earnhardt Memorial Three Bagger

EMFC We've all got a leg up on Zsa Zsa

Submitted by EMFCoffin on March 31, 2011.

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Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	Zsa Zsa GaborDec 18, 2016	Dec 18, 2016	99
9	Steve JobsOct 5, 2011	Oct 5, 2011	56
8	Aretha FranklinAug 16, 2018	Aug 16, 2018	76
7	Etta JamesJan 20, 2012	Jan 20, 2012	73
6	Nancy ReaganMar 6, 2016	Mar 6, 2016	94
5	Dean SmithFeb 7, 2015	Feb 7, 2015	83
4	Christopher HitchensDec 15, 2011	Dec 15, 2011	62
3	Buddy RyanJun 28, 2016	Jun 28, 2016	85
2	Yogi BerraSep 22, 2015	Sep 22, 2015	90
1	Roger WilliamsOct 8, 2011	Oct 8, 2011	87

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1999

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!