This list was submitted by shorty7ft on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 3:59 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Michael Douglas | Alive | 81 |
| 9 | Sargent Shriver | January 18th, 2011 | 95 |
| 8 | Pinetop Perkins | March 21st, 2011 | 97 |
| 7 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
| 6 | Ernest Borgnine | July 8th, 2012 | 95 |
| 5 | Eydie Gorme | August 10th, 2013 | 84 |
| 4 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
| 3 | Keith Richards | Alive | 82 |
| 2 | Betty Ford | July 8th, 2011 | 93 |
| 1 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 26 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998