The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

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Submitted by Cryptkickers Inc. on December 31, 2010.

Score

3hits so far

17tiebreaker points

Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	Run Run ShawJan 6, 2014	Jan 6, 2014	106
9	Dolores Hope hitSep 19, 2011	Sep 19, 2011	102
8	Luise RainerDec 30, 2014	Dec 30, 2014	104
7	Tony MartinJul 30, 2012	Jul 30, 2012	98
6	Harry Morgan hitDec 7, 2011	Dec 7, 2011	96
5	Herman WoukMay 18, 2019	May 18, 2019	103
4	David RockefellerMar 20, 2017	Mar 20, 2017	101
3	Frank CadyJun 10, 2012	Jun 10, 2012	96
2	Sargent Shriver hitJan 18, 2011	Jan 18, 2011	95
1	Eli WallachJun 24, 2014	Jun 24, 2014	98

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2021

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.