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This list was submitted by McMurdoMan on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 2:24 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dear AbbyJanuary 16th, 201394
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
6Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
5Harry Morgan December 7th, 201196
4Peter Falk June 23rd, 201183
3Dick ButtonAlive?
2Julie HarrisAugust 24th, 201387
1Joan FontaineDecember 15th, 201396
9 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999