My Ten Funerals 2011

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This list was submitted by Jerrytopdown on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 1:24 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Michael DouglasAlive80
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Betty Ford July 8th, 201193
6Barbara BushApril 17th, 201892
5James GarnerJuly 19th, 201486
4Richard AttenboroughAugust 24th, 201490
3Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
2Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
1Harry Morgan December 7th, 201196
8 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.

(d) November 5th, 2000