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This list was submitted by Jerrytopdown on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 1:24 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Michael DouglasAlive81
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Betty Ford July 8th, 201193
6Barbara BushApril 17th, 201892
5James GarnerJuly 19th, 201486
4Richard AttenboroughAugust 24th, 201490
3Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
2Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
1Harry Morgan December 7th, 201196
8 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999