This list was submitted by Putnam's Tomahawk Chop on Tuesday, October 6th, 1998 at 10:06 AM PDT for The October '98 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Hugh Finn | October 9th, 1998 | 44 |
| 9 | Paul Bowles | November 18th, 1999 | 88 |
| 8 | Roddy McDowall | October 3rd, 1998 | 70 |
| 7 | Coretta King | January 30th, 2006 | 78 |
| 6 | Ian Dury | March 27th, 2000 | 57 |
| 5 | Holly Johnson | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Jimmie Davis | November 5th, 2000 | 101 |
| 3 | Not Famous | ||
| 2 | Not Famous | ||
| 1 | David Crosby | January 19th, 2023 | 81 |
| 18 points | 2 hits | ||
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021