This list was submitted by Ghost of Stiffs Past on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 8:53 AM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Abdelbaset Al Megrahi | May 20th, 2012 | 60 |
| 9 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
| 8 | Mark Hatfield | August 7th, 2011 | 89 |
| 7 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 6 | Gerry Rafferty | January 4th, 2011 | 63 |
| 5 | Roberta McCain | October 12th, 2020 | 108 |
| 4 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
| 3 | Frank Cady | June 10th, 2012 | 96 |
| 2 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 1 | Eli Wallach | June 24th, 2014 | 98 |
| 18 points | 3 hits |
Conspiracy theorists are already working to connect the dots between Susan (who onced played Anne Frank on Broadway), her acting coach father Lee (a known Communist and a pretty creepy little guy), her close friend and occasional lesbian partner Marilyn (who was personally murdered by JFK), and Bill Clinton.
(d) January 21st, 1999