This list was submitted by Food for Worms on Thursday, December 30th, 2010 at 12:25 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Imelda Marcos | Alive | ? |
9 | Roger Ebert | April 4th, 2013 | 70 |
8 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
7 | Jack Klugman | December 24th, 2012 | 90 |
6 | Seve Ballesteros | May 7th, 2011 | 54 |
5 | Steve Jobs | October 5th, 2011 | 56 |
4 | Gene Wilder | August 29th, 2016 | 83 |
3 | Betty Ford | July 8th, 2011 | 93 |
2 | Michael Douglas | Alive | 80 |
1 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
14 points | 3 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999