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This list was submitted by Food for Worms on Thursday, December 30th, 2010 at 12:25 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Imelda MarcosAlive?
9Roger EbertApril 4th, 201370
8Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
7Jack Klugman December 24th, 201290
6Seve Ballesteros May 7th, 201154
5Steve Jobs October 5th, 201156
4Gene WilderAugust 29th, 201683
3Betty Ford July 8th, 201193
2Michael DouglasAlive80
1Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
14 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999