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This list was submitted by Rigor on Tuesday, December 28th, 2010 at 10:14 AM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Michael DouglasAlive80
9Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Harry Morgan December 7th, 201196
6Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
5Lou HensonJuly 25th, 202088
4Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
3Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
2Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
1Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
7 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999